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Area 51 Tour Guides – You Didn’t See Anything Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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Welcome to your unofficial Area 51 tour, where we guarantee a mind-blowing experience—or at least one the government won’t admit exists. With three friendly (but classified) extraterrestrials leading the way, this design is perfect for UFO believers, conspiracy fans, and anyone who enjoys a good government cover-up. You didn’t see this.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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