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Watermelon Summer Botanical - Dark Academia Fruit Screenprint Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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"One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste." Goethe forgot watermelons - maybe because they're too heavy for birds, too messy for philosophy. This botanical print catches summer's heavyweight in a moment of dark academia introspection. One perfect slice reveals the contradiction: geometric rind, chaotic seeds, sweetness that demands commitment. The screenprint technique adds gravitas to what's usually poolside frivolity. Kitchen galleries need this complexity, summer hermits appreciate fruit that understands shade, and anyone who's ever felt too much for the beach finds kinship here. It's botanical art proving that even summer fruit can have depth.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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