Welcome to the writer's life, neatly summarized on one perfectly cynical t-shirt. Are you powered by coffee, haunted by a useless diploma, and perpetually lost in a brain fog of your own creation? We see you.This design isn't just a shirt; it's a badge of honor for every author, novelist, copywriter, and content creator who understands the struggle. It celebrates the daily grind, from being a "Screen Addict" to the endless, maddening cycle of "Write, Delete, Repeat."And because every writer is a potential hazard, we've included a handy warning label. "Beware the Wasted Years," be mindful that you're "Prone to Meltdown," and accept your fate.
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